smuggling gummy worms

having tight pants and a small dick

Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts

by smokiejoe June 23, 2018

Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglinglonglicious

A word to describe something extremely delicious

have you tried out the new pastry? It’s so Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglinglonglicious

Wow where did you get it?
At the new bakery around the corner, their pastries are Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglinglonglicious

by Smugglylumpyrumpydingdonglingl November 9, 2022

pigeon smugglers

Like budgie smugglers, but for the particularly well endowed.

I was going to take the piss out of that guy in the budgie smugglers, but when he turned around, turned out he had pigeon smugglers on !

by snaptacular February 4, 2009

junk smuggler

1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.

I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.

by crack pageant August 8, 2010

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011

Donkey smuggler

Somebody who smuggles donkey's.

A donkey which is a smuggler.

Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.

Who cares? You fucking donkey smuggler!

by Bullets0fButter July 4, 2011

booty smuggler

One thay has such a nice ass that one must concealed said ass until #BWW (booty watch Wednesday) is upon them.

Damn Maisie has is a booty smuggler

Damn Maisie has is a booty smuggler

by Drios February 26, 2014