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Smoker's Cough

A sexual act whereby a woman performs oral sex on a man, retaining his semen in her mouth upon ejaculation. She then sticks her nose in another menstruating woman's vagina, proceeding to hock a loogie of menstrual blood and semen into her mouth.
Hey Ma! Sis is on 'er period! It's time for the bi-monthly smoker's cough!
by bicycle fish December 16, 2009
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Smoker's Cough

After receiving oral sex, instead of ejaculating in a woman's mouth you ejaculate directly down her trachea. This would require a woman who had a tracheotomy, a surgery most common with those having complications due to smoking.
That girl couldn't keep her teeth off my cock so I pulled out, put it right in her neck, and gave her a smoker's cough.
by Boltesian September 8, 2013
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pirate smoker

bryce is such a pirate smoker.
by phillip December 4, 2003
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pipe smoker

another name for a crack head, often used when referring to a crack smoker
by zenzenkun March 26, 2008
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Pirate Smoker

Some one who gets captured by pirates and is forced to pleasure the crew while on voages.(Suck the pirates dicks or smoke them.)
1)While on a raid the salty sea pirates capturd some people with big lips to make sure that they dont get bored while sailing the pacific.
2)I wish I was a pirate with some pirate smokers on my ship.
by somenakedguy May 4, 2006
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smoker fight

Unsanctioned, illegal boxing (fighting) tournament, usually held on the street or in parking lot.
A lot of "smoker" fights from what I understand started out in CA in the 90s mostly.

You don't add a "smoker fight" to your fight record because it's more of a sparring match, just some friendly fun.
by szaki November 30, 2011
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