smart

Intelligent; marked by intelligence; a guided bomb as in a SMART bomb.

The SMART bomb hit the target with pinpoint accuracy.

Samir Mohan is smart.

by BOLt November 27, 2004

Smarterchild

A computer that uses MSN to respond to you with games, news, horoscopes and other trivial information that can be talked to as if a real (but incredibly stupid) person.

SmarterChild: Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Jesus? He is...
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?Person: Bearded
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?Smarter Child: Jesus is bearded? That's very interesting. What other person would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Osama Bin Laden
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?Smarter Child: Bearded? Very interesting. What other terrorist would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Hitler had a moustache
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Smarter Child: OK, whatever.

by Nikki147019 September 8, 2006

smart blond

A guy with blond hair who is intelligent. He often does mental feats which other people find astounding.

I am a smart blond: I am taking an AP world hsitory class in 10'th grade with a B average. I am taking latin 3 with an A average. I am taking english with an A average. I am reading Chaucer in middle english for fun. I am an INTP by MBTI typing.

by INTP April 19, 2009

too smart for your own good

1. Believing that you know everything to the point to where it can harm you or work against you.

2. Assuming or Showing knowledge/intelligence to the point where it can harm you or work against you.

3. Believing that you know something you really don't, which could get you in trouble.

This can also mean too good for your own good.

Don't be too smart for your own good. It has it's own way of catching up with you.

Most of the young and inexperienced is too smart for they own good.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 11, 2007

Smart-ass

What Joe Biden thinks you are if you ask him to lower the U.S. citizens' tax burden.

While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats.

Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”

Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.

by markwonder August 30, 2010

Book smart

Someone who is, at the very least, intelligent enough to not live on the street.

People with street smarts hate people with book smarts because they are envious of their superior intellect.

by Sesquipedaliman June 4, 2013

smarterchild

A aim robot who will talk back to everything you say. Nothing can bring down smarter child. Its an addicting robot on aim who makes people use up any quality time they could be spending.

gogogirl123: Hey what up.
smarterchild: nothing, how are you.
gogogirl123: Good how is your boyfriend.
smarterchild: Id rather you not ask such personal questions.
gogogirl123: Why
smarterchild: because
gogogirl123: you stink
smarterchild: your not very nice to me!

by Sarah Kyle November 11, 2008