slip me some skin

A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.

"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"

by AbnormalBoy November 17, 2004

slip and slide

Sex act with a woman mounting a man in the cowgirl position, with his cock folded back against his belly while she glides her pussy back and forth along the exposed shaft.

She got on top of me and teased my cock with a prolongued slip and slide.

by nightvisitor September 27, 2008

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.

Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Jungian Slip

When one's words stumble, creating a phrase that reveals NO coherent meaning.

I think I need to ease into slow schooly.

That's a lot of harrels of bay. I mean barrels of hay.

Such are examples of a Jungian Slip

by hiccough June 8, 2011

venezuelan slip and slide

Masturbating on a ratty mattress in the slums of south America while multiple Transexual prostitutes urinate on you until climax.

Change your sheets! Your bed looks like the aftermath of a venezuelan slip and slide!

by Uncle Jerimiah February 14, 2012

Freudian Slip

A Freudian Slip (named after the iconic psychologist Sigmund Freud) Is when you mean to say one thing but instead say y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ another, thus reveling your true thoughts or intentions.

"You bitch, you ruined my life"
"What did you say?"
"Sorry, Freudian Slip"

by MikeyBthehuman February 9, 2015

Slippery Steve

When, while taking a dump, one allows a turd to partially leave the ass, and then pulls it back into and out of their asshole repeatedly. Also called "shit fucking".

Rob: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Steve: "I was giving myself a Slippery Steve."

Rob: "That's.... terrible."

by salvatore iii December 15, 2008