santa banter

Christmas related hilarity

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

Santa Cruz Time

a form of time measurement that is more of a generalization than a specific time. Marked by a fluid sense of time maintenance that one will arrive/event will take place roughly around a designated time; typically late with no given parameter of how late or if will arrive/start at all.

Our meeting was at noon but she is running on Santa Cruz time so I am not sure when she'll arrive.

by MoonFlower February 23, 2017

Santa

Someone, something, or some event that is awesome or magical.

Our trip to Disney World was so santa.

by BandGiggles2017 February 27, 2017

santart

When you fart after having anal sex, thereby releasing some frothy, poopy, lube-y, santorum along with your intestinal gases.

After we banged I let out a huge santart.

by improvpedro13 May 1, 2017

Santa Cruz Lemonade

A sex act where you urinate into a glass, add a large amount of sugar, then force your partner to drink it.

"Have you ever tried a Santa Cruz Lemonade? It's all natural and very fresh!"

by Whargarble August 24, 2017

Santavious

Santavious is a bad ass nigga and don’t give a fuck about you

Santavious will beat yo ass if u say something to him

Yeah right

by Yo mommy May 23, 2018

Santa's lap

A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!

The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!

by Santa's Little Elf July 2, 2018