Meat Shake

This nefarious sexual act requires the aid of 3 things; 1 person (gender inconsequential) with epilepsy, 1 strobe light, and 1 harness. Upon securing the epileptic person with the harness, the harness is then attatched securely to the penis of the meat shake reciever. The strobe light is then turned on, causing the person within the harness to have an epileptic fit. The shaking of the reciever's "meat", should cause him to ejaculate within minutes, probably ontop of the person secured in the harness.

Mark: "I wasnt too keen on Sally, until i learned that she had epilepsy."
Josh: "you didn't do what i think you did, did you?"
Mark: "Bro... i meat shaked the shit out of her."
Josh: "Classic Mark"

by Nigger flip May 5, 2010

Shamrock Shake

The best possible item ever placed on the Mcdonalds' menu. People wait hours just to buy one when they start selling them the month before St Patrick's day. A green vanilla mike shake (which may or may not be more addictive than crack.)

Person X: What the hell is this line for at McDonalds?
Person Y: They released Shamrock Shakes, again!
Person X: Is that a Mexican thing?
Person Y: Irish.
Person X: Ahhhh...bless the Irish and their dairy treats!

by Philly1221 September 20, 2006

Salad Shaker

The action of licking the inside and outside of ones butthole.

Yeah, Rebecca’s such a salad shaker.

by coolnessmcgee February 27, 2018

harlem shake

the act upon furiously dry-humping air in the stupidest manner, whilst wearing a motorbike helmet to a ridiculously gay ass song

bonguereathrian: i did the harlem shake last night! the motion of it made me cum...

jesus: me too!

by jesuscunt!! February 18, 2013

shake the snake

To masturbate or to jack somebody off.

Gotta go shake the snake because I just saw big boobs!!

by Casino Man September 25, 2008

Sakeeb

Sakeeb is perfection! sakeeb is amazing, gorgeous and funny. He is handsome and charming, irresistible and gets tons of girls falling for him everyday. Sakeeb is very fun person to be around! Someone who may be mean but knows their limits, smart and intelligent knows what is best for themselves and is just incredible, can be horrible, but does it for their own entertainment, very mischievous also loves tricking people. Very lovable and cute, leaving aside the moodiness and crankiness. Also, not a very affectionate person but has his own ways to express his feelings as he may find it difficult too, he is an original! He leaves girls mesmerizing. Sakeeb is a entertaining and loves having fun! He has his stubborn moments but yet he is gob smacking amazing.

sakeeb is amazing, i love you sakeeb, sakeeb loves his princess.

by apka huniwallah patni x April 26, 2013

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 29, 2003