Scorpion skull-fuck

The act of mounting a girl and aggressively thrusting into into her oral cavity whilst simultaneously reaching around with your non-dominant hand to finger her vagina as if you were a scorpion stinging it’s prey

“Hey, Bob did you satisfy that girl last night?”

“Of course, I fucked her face, but gave her the good old scorpion skull-fuck so she could enjoy it too. I’m not a selfish lover”

by LastCupBT January 27, 2019

evie skelding

a girl who loves booze and shags in queensy, she loves to get on it and is really fit, loves boys with clap

wow I just saw evie Skelding getting on it in queensy

by Blxrrryy September 7, 2020

Red Skull Mandate

When an order is given that cannot be fufilled.
“Increase output by 60%, and see to it that our other facilities do the same.” -Red Skull

That directive by those corporate stooges, is a red skull mandate.

by Hbomb536 May 9, 2021

dense skull

Someone who doesnt believe the facts as they are right infront of them.

He either has a dense skull or is delusional.

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

Thick skull syndrome

It basically just means you have a thick ass skull and no information can get through or the information gets filtered as it goes through your skull. So when the information gets to your brain it just fills in what it wants the information to say.

And if this doesn’t make any sense, it’s probably because I’m high.

Yo I heard Jimmy has thick skull syndrome

by Mrman101420 October 10, 2023

buying a skull

To have friend with benefits come over under the pretense of buying a taxidermy skull, but servicing a need or desire instead.

"Yeah, that was just a friend of mine who came over and was 'buying a skull'!"

by Cunninglinguist22 December 26, 2021

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

by WatterBottles February 10, 2022