olympic sit-up

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack

Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

Ranger Sit-Ups

n. Named for the U.S. Army Rangers, an elite group of soldiers.
Commonly done as a military initiation joke, the subject is blindfolded, and two people hold his shoulders down. Another soldier (more commonly one who has been in the service for a while) stands with his pants down so that when the other two release the subject, his face plants right in the standing soldier's ass-crack.

"Man, my buddies thought it would be cool to have me do Ranger Sit-ups. Even the sarge was in on it..."

"Alright, private. Time to try your luck at Ranger Sit-ups."

by crissmichaels September 27, 2009

go sit on a tack

Phrase. If you say this to someone, it means, get the hell away from me OR shut up. In most cases, it means who gives a damn what you say?

Jill: Hey Bob! Will you go see a movie with me?
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You don't have to be so rude.
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You are such a dick!
Bob: Go sit on a fucking tack.

by dotnosedgirl February 20, 2011

That Sit

Weird misspelling of "that's it"

Him: I'm pretty sure i've meet this dude before...
Her: oh yeah, that's johnny!
Him: ohh! That sit!
Her: what?
Him: what?

by Darameekha December 21, 2018

tit sit

When a dude pulls down his pants and sits on a naked girl's chest. He then proceeds to wiggle his ass so that his nuts smack between her tits.

past tense: tat sat

Nick: Guess what happened last night?
Ben: What?
Nick: Shelly let me tit sit her.
Ben: WHAT?
Nick: That's right. I tat sat a bitch

by shandman300 May 29, 2011

chinesse sit up

while one person holds a blind folded victims shoulders down, a second person holds there bear asshole inches from the victims face the victim is made to do a sit up against the power of his holder the pressure and the blind fold are released crating the nastiest sit-up in the world

to start a chinesse sit up you must say this:
perp:"hey you put this blind fold on"
victim:"why"
perp:"do it"

perp:"lay down and do a sit-up"
victim:"why are you holding me down"
perp:"you'll see"
victim:"OH MY GOD IT IS A BUTTHOLE"

by shorty shits ^(^( November 16, 2013

chinese sit up

When a man puts his ass in his partner’s face while his partner is sleeping. He then wakes his partner up abruptly. When his partner sits up out of surprise he/she will sit up face first into the initiator’s rear. Nose in ass. Mouth in taint. Chin - nuts.

Last night Tamra fell asleep after promising me head and then work up to a Chinese Sit Up

by Reindeer boob December 19, 2019