Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

Ella Simpson

fucking weird as Horse Girl. normally blonde and a fucking retard. Likes correcting grammar for no reason and has an annoyingly obnoxious laugh.

fuck that girl is an Ella Simpson. She keeps running around neighing and shit

by yung boney April 23, 2020

Domer Simpson

When you are receiving impeccable dome and you cannot control your uckface that you scream "HOLY COW THIS IS SOME INSANELY DOPE DOMER SIMPSON"

(the gif is me after receiving mundane domer)

Thank god i linked up with fatima and marge last night they gave me insane Domer Simpson

by UckFaceReciever March 27, 2023

Homer Simpson

(Verb) Trying to fix a problem, but acting in a manner that actually results in a much worse and more complicated situation than to begin with.

That man says he will "drain the swamp", but in all likelyhood, he will just Homer Simpson it.

He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!

by Dark Thought Dave March 23, 2017

oscar simpson

Some mong in physics. who can barely speak/read English.
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion

Tom: that oscar simpson is so sexy but is so stupid
Kelly: no only boys like him

Teacher: eh eh

by hgfdjhgjkldzfhgokj;dsafhgihqds May 2, 2018

Rebecca Simpsoned

Verb
Definition: to confuse Urban Dictionary definitions concerning shooting pool and giving head.

I Rebecca Simpsoned the shit out of that one last night.

by KingGizzard March 10, 2021

natasha simpson

The most wonderful girl in the word. Brings the best out in you and makes you feel like a man or woman again. Once you find her keep her near cause she's such a keeper

I need you, Natasha Simpson

by Kale salad September 13, 2017