the act of leaving a relationship to go to Europe and sleep around. then coming home, and getting back with the ex.
C got European shuffled when A went off to Europe. A broke up with C before she went to Europe. She slept with a few European men, only to come home and get back with C.
by kakkam January 19, 2011
Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.
Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
by Leeeeeeeum September 10, 2008
when a tranny shakes his fake boobs and dick at the same time to show off how disgusting and weird his body is
note: since trannies aren’t real women their boobs are usually fake and sometimes so badly done they don’t even move when he tries to shake them.
note: since trannies aren’t real women their boobs are usually fake and sometimes so badly done they don’t even move when he tries to shake them.
by cageyb March 08, 2022
The act of "Nodding Off" to "Nod Off" or "Go on the nod", also caused by malnutrition and sleep depravation. Another form of the H.S. would be erratic arm flailing and scratching of the skin, generally brought on by a cocaine induced psychosis.
by E.S. Day September 15, 2006
by six pack associate March 17, 2008
The masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.
1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.
2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.
2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.
by Shiker November 02, 2010
The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.
Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.
by Ch'mera April 28, 2008