backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

Shovel Kids

Retards, general handicap people who made it into everyday life, making it harder for you. Their parents should have got a shovel and buried them in the back yard

Look at that shovel kid over there..

by going to hell May 2, 2005

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 17, 2015

Shoveled Out

The act of spaying your female cat or dog.

Person 1: Is your dog ever going to get prego?

Person 2: Naw i took her to the vet and got her shoveled out.

by Jack nile April 11, 2011

Shovel

A tool that can vary in size used to dig, it is also effective for clearing trenches and whacking people in the head.

The German trenches weren't ready for the charge of shovel holding troops.

by DeDoritoWarrior July 6, 2020