Greased Cookie Sheet

Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”
I gave his mom a greased cookie sheet last night
by LilPoutine May 12, 2022
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white sheet states

Specific "States in the union that are known to be "racist" in nature.
Indiana is still the Capital of the "White Sheet States".
by kne01 February 08, 2016
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sheet music boss

A channel of two people who make great sheet music. Those include Gas gas gas, Kalinka, Katyusha, and they make their own compositions, like Rush B, Demonetization rag, remonetization rag, etc.
Random lad: Hey, that sounds nice! What it is called?
Pianist lad: Rush G from Sheet Music Boss
by Git cloned February 20, 2019
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Alaskan Cheat Sheet

When students, public speakers or former governors working for Fox News can't remember basic information and write the answers on their hand in an effort to come off intelligent and/or well informed.
Ex-Governor Palin had some very, very, very important topics to cover in her speech for the Tea Party Convention, so she used the old Alaskan Cheat Sheet and wrote them on her hand.
by J-Mish February 09, 2010
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two sheets in the bag

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.
Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.
by RPOC November 02, 2007
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three sheets to the wind

Old sailing term. After setting all three main sails to the wind, a ship will shudder and roll, much like a stumbling drunk. Now used as a synonym for drunkenness.
Don't take notice of Angus, lad, he's three sheets to the wind.
by Rage from rhuvok.com June 03, 2004
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roast beef sheets

conglomerate pussy flaps that overlap ranging 2-4 depending on age also known as fupa. (i.e. dog with multiple rolls), tends to stink when sweat
Sally's roast beef sheets were getting in the way when I went down on her last night.

My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.
by Exotic Carnivore November 28, 2009
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