Shard jap

Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.

1:

Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*

Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!

by KablePosa April 22, 2019

Shardé Wilson

Shardé Wilson is the hottest bitch you will ever meet. She is most definitely bilingual, looks like a mixture of cardi b and Billie eilish. She is the realest friend a girlfriend you’ll ever find. She a cutie with a booty and you best wife her up fasttt

“Dude you know that Shardé Wilson chick”

“😂😂 it’s said sharday not sharade”

by hotbbyg May 1, 2019

Sharde Wilson

Sharde is a kinky girl, she is from darwin and has had sexual intercourse with many guys (who are much older). Don't mess with Sharde otherwise, she will uppercut you haha. Poor zef. GO BORRIS

dude 1: wow Sharde Wilson is so hot id tap that

dude 2: nah mate she is with zef
dude 3: bruh i already tapped that
dude 4: poor zef

by daddychickennugget96 October 29, 2019

Sharks

Police officer's in traffic among the school of fish (Drivers)

Too many sharks on the road. Becareful driving.

by Noble Sage January 13, 2020

shard

The action of shitting while farting.

I sharded on my mate last night.

by Big Sharder March 18, 2020

Shardashian

Term used for a high class meth whore. It's a upgrade of the term "shardbarbie".

Let's go to the trailer park tonight so I can go fuck me a shardashian.

by Kisor1992 May 2, 2020

Shardie Barbie

another term for a “dope whore” or “sack chaser”. Shardie Barbie is a (usually young) girl who will flirt and or fuck anyone who has drugs(especially shards) in hopes to get high.

“She’s only with him because he’s got dope, what a Shardie Barbie”

by Lil piece 😜 May 31, 2020