Secret cunt

A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.

Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .

I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .

by pineapplefaith October 1, 2014

Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

by Mindistortion November 18, 2011

avnis secrets

avnis secrets are very dear to her. she never 👎🏼 wants anyone knowing. 😞

person 1: omg what your avnis secrets?
avni: I CANT TELL YOU THEYRE TOO IMPORTANT TI ME

by ilovexiaoandonlyxiao October 11, 2021

Secret chum

Adrian's very secret chum with very special Junglejuice

Omg have you tried adrian's secret chum it's so good

by Sheikhar_bhuti February 17, 2022

secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021

Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.

Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.

by Margor the Great June 13, 2015