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scrotum scales

when flakes of dry vaginal juices fall off the scrotum, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scrotum scales may occur if you jizz on your balls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.
1. dude, it looks like my balls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!

Roach - yo, i fucked barbie last night. its like her pussy sprung a leak all over my balls.

Greg - dude, thats fuckin bangin!

Roach - not really.. now i have scrotum scales.
by Ricky F. Baby January 25, 2011
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Scrotum Hog

A sexually promiscous woman, usually with a well used vagina, who during sex, takes not only the entirety of the penis, but also the testicles, into her vagina.
Jane's such a scrotum hog, John said he got his nuts stuck in her last night.
by Avery the Great July 13, 2011
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Scrotum weasel

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man
Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?
by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011
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Scrotum Bubbling

The art of a partner (usually female) getting underneath a male's testicles so that they encompass her mouth entirely, and exhaling through the mouth as if blowing bubbles with a soap ring-making a flapping noise.
"Nicole was talking about that Swedish dude, and how she wanted to give him a good Scrotum Bubbling, but not sure if they ever did it.
by 5054life January 5, 2012
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scrotum jelly

When you blow you're load all over a girl's face and then she wipes it all over your ballsack. you then leave it there so it jellifies.
I can't wait to get me some scrotum jelly so i can scrape it off and eat it.
by joeboi October 6, 2012
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scrotum dance

Scrotum Dance is when you squat so slightly while naked untill you have a bonner without toching your penis. After that keep squatting utill your cock keeps tapping your ball sack and turns you on. (Getting other people to flop around you cock for you works too!) Some say it helps sooth the mind of all IRL thoughts, and replaces them with sexual thoughts.
by JackkyJK69 October 17, 2013
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scrotum fingers

Basically any male that scratches his nuts a lot.constantly having you're hands down your pants will give you scrotum fingers.
"Man check scrotum fingers he keeps playing with his junk bet his hand smells like cheese"

" scrotum fingers just touchef food "
by buddysmoken December 23, 2013
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