Scaramouche

5'4 goblin whom I would like to stop into the ground until he is a little shit stain of the giant turd that he used to be. He looks twelve. He is not hot. Shut up about him spitting in your mouth. You know his breath smells like gaping, hot ass.

Scaramouche scaramouche can you do the fandango

by L0sT_R3d October 10, 2021

slam and scram

to fuck a girl in 10 minutes or under and leave her without her knowing while she is distracted using a duche

i gave that girl a slam and scram last night

by ituneseaster February 6, 2008

Scramp

Cramp caused during or after sex.

we we're fucking so hard i got scramp!

by alach1983 July 4, 2012

Scrambility

Having the ability to scramble. The general ability to kick ass in any situation.

Todd Reesing is the definition of scrambility

Guy1: "Did you see that awesome play? He's got some scrambility"

Todd Reesing... enough said.

by Atticus.Finch September 14, 2009

Scramble

To crack an egg in someone's ass then fuck them until it scrambles

I got scrambled last night

by Evhrdcgrr April 26, 2019

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007

Scrambled Egg

Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.

I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!

by cwish March 25, 2008