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scotch

man that really not odd but really scotch
by greggie September 5, 2006
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Butter Scotch

Jeff - Yo man check out those middle schoolers.

Fred - Full of some Butter Scotch.
by Loose Lips July 28, 2012
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scoots56

A recently discovered organism synonymous for making fake quitting threads in order to draw attention. This being frequently makes claims to being "God", but to the best of knowledge he is only the God of anal sex. Scoots is also a self proclaimed bi-sexual and a complete ass.
Thomas: Hey did you see Scoots56 quit? Billy: O God....not again...i thought he quit last month.. Thomas: Yea he came back for summoning..I'm sure hes for real this time. Billy: Yea until the next behind the scenes comes out!
by Raptor_Jesus January 11, 2009
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scotch rule

since good scotch is aged twelve years, so should a woman.
person X: hey how old is she
person Y: 12...
person X: ok, im gonna call scotch rule, i hope dateline doesnt hear about this shit...
by suckmyfatdicklongtime January 10, 2009
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scotch bomb

A shot glass of scotch is dropped into a tumbler of scotch, drink is taken as a drop shot. Upon consumption, fellow bar-mates go wild and the shot taker slips out of consciousness.
"Yeah, son, we're doin SCOTCH BOMBS tonight!!!"

"Well fuck"
by K-man2001 February 6, 2010
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Scotch Egg Dick

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.
Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!
by Tacotrex April 30, 2012
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Scotch on the rocks

When someone urinates on a man's testicles.
I was at Alfie's last night, and Harry gave me a lovely scotch on the rocks before bed
by Scotch on the rocks May 11, 2014
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