Scareist

A person who likes scaring others or one's own self.

1. John just scared the hell out of me, he seems to be a scareist.

2. He spends his whole day watching scary content, how much of a scareist is he?

by Kawsheek June 13, 2019

Pink Scare

When a girl thinks she may be pregnant, and takes a common drugstore pregnancy test to find out that she is not, in fact, pregnant. "Pink" is derived from the colours of the indicator stripes on the test, and "scare" is obvious as this is scary shit.

"Tanya slept with that guy last week and today she had a pink scare."

by Tanyatinkerbell December 9, 2008

Universal Scare Noise (USN)

A swift, concise, piercing and high pitch "ahh", usually lasting only milliseconds, but the USN can be strung out to last a few seconds.

Sneaking into a flat mates room when he/she hasn't realised, getting as close to them as possible, and delivering a Universal Scare Noise (USN) to give them a fright.

by daddylongleach November 4, 2010

Cum scare

When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.

Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.

by PassTheBanana27 August 13, 2016

Scared out of my pants

When one is so scared that they loose their pants. This in turn brings them higher up on the "Next-to-be-murdered list" in horror movies, a.k.a. the Horror Movie order.

Oh my god, when I saw The Ring, I was scared out of my Pants.

by Crazed Bitches June 22, 2010

screaming scarecrow

When in the middle of having vaginal sex, the man must take out his schlong and insert into a pile of sand. Then he puts his dick back into the girls vagina and they resume having sex.

My vag hurts from all the sand thats in it. We tried the screaming scarecrow last night.

by The sex freak guru of sex666 September 28, 2010

Scared Face

The look upon lads face when they are scared shitless. When they are about to do something that frightens them.

Run at me Red Nut. Don't be a scared face or I will bite your nose off. Arrrggghhhh Red Beard.

by Sloppy Hole May 3, 2005