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salem slammer

When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.
Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer
by Reginald Penny Pincher November 9, 2013
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jelly slammer

When you're jizzing and simultaneously slapping your dick against something.
My orgasm was so intense that I had to give myself a jelly slammer.
by nearlyaperson January 9, 2017
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Urban Spammer

This is a common occurrence on the website we all love...Urban Dictionary! Urban spamming tends to take place because people get way too butthurt that their "funny" definition of iDubbbz keeps getting rejected! Urban Spammers tend to keep remaking the same definition and immediately going to the votes to upvote their definition so they have a large definition glossary.
Ashton: "How did this definition get on this?! It's HORRIBLE!"
Joey: "I don't know. Urban Spammer? 'Are you sure about that?' is pretty dang straightforward!"
by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017
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Driveway Slammer

When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.
"Hey Jackie are you drinking tonight?"
"Not not down, a bitch is doing a driveway slammer!"
by nick_scam_pbell March 3, 2017
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sally slammer

To slap one violently with a floppy breast; The female version of a Thunder Dan.
Brandon was being a total jerk, so I whipped out my boob and gave him a Sally Slammer.
by T.Rex_Lex November 4, 2017
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Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.
She was a real toe-slammer.
by loatgoat December 19, 2018
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Alabama slammer

When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.
Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.
by Shavedwalrus September 25, 2019
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