A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.
The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.
YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.
YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
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