Steven Universe

A sad show about a neckless half-human, half space rock that has a dead mom. oh yeah and theres also gay space rocks and three angry but big gay space rocks called the Diamonds

Karen: Steven Universe is for kids

Amy: I cried for five hours when it ended

by GaySpaceRock0w0 October 6, 2020

steven jimenez

Sexy milf and get all of the bitches in the world

Shit Steven Jimenez just stole my bitch

by Jonathan Ramires April 25, 2017

Thievin’ Steven

The act, during a cornhole game, of “accidentally” miscounting the score in your own favor.

“Wait, wait . . . You only have 12, not 13. Don’t pull a Thievin’ Steven.”

by HandsomeHamburgers October 31, 2019

Jake Stevens

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.

Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!

I love you <3

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Sup?
Jake Stevens: EAT MY SANDWICH

by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011

Steven Tyler

To be Steven Tyler is to be an extremely sexual person without being considered repulsive. It's like a pervert..Who wears perversion well.

Not neccesarily calling Mr. Tyler a pervert, just a seamingly sexual person.

That Josh is such a Steven Tyler. I can't believe he just grabbed that girls boobs. He didn't even know her. She thought it was funny though. I heard they're dating now.

by Jack E. Daniels January 5, 2009

Even Steven

A type of person who can neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. When one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to balance out the person's life.

I think I'm even steven. A car ran over my shoulder, but when I was in the hospital I met this luscious babe.

by SuppleMan3000 October 13, 2009

Steven Universe

A show of plump characters, Thin characters, And plump... and thin at the same time characters...? The show follows 4 Gems, One of which is half human half Gem, Known as the Crystal Gems, It's a good show, And has good animation and story, It's depressing and funny.

I love Steven Universe!

by 🌸a e s t h e t i x🌸 July 5, 2018