Snape

Is a form of coercion in which a man or woman makes a member of the opposite sex snuggle with them. This is known amongst some groups of people as "snuggle rape".

Man 1: Hey Bobby did you see what I did to Jill 5 days ago?
Bobby: No, What did you do?
Man 1: I snaped her and she loved it!!

by Snapist October 24, 2011

snakes on a plane

a terrible movie ......... TERRIBLE ............ TERRIBLE!!!! hear that a certain someone... cough max cough
BAD MOVIE

im tired of these muthafuc*in snakes on this muthafuc*in plane
terrrible movie

max: hey you know that movie snakes on a plane
shalaquinisha: oh yeah that movie SUCKS

by shalaquinisha April 10, 2008

Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

snakes on a plane

The beauty of an early reveal. This definition builds on the second big idea in Josh Friedman's famous blog post: Friedman loved the movie title because it didn't hide what the movie was all about. SoaP happens whenever you give away the big secret, the grand idea, early on. SoaP happens when you just tell it like it is.

Executive Producer A: I was thinking of calling the show 'The Rockford Files.'

Executive Producer B: But wouldn't it be about a bijillion times better if we called it 'Drunk, middle-aged PI living in a trailer on the beach?' That would be totally Snakes on a Plane!

by Garett Jones April 30, 2006

snapson

snapson is the most awesome way of saying snap. It's almost like when someone gets dissed, you go snapson!

person 1 to person 3: you are a mother fucker cock sucker!
person 2: oh snapson!

by Homie Bitch April 5, 2005

Snapstitution

Paying someone on snapchat for you know what

Snapstitution is on the rise because Snapchat just allowed money to be exchanged for snapchats.

by ynot1234 November 17, 2014

Snape kill

Killing someone to deceive your dark Overlord into believing that you are their right hand man.

"Wow! I can't believe he would Snape kill his best friend just to deceive the king! A true spy right there."

by POPY248 May 6, 2016