Smegmabite

Smegmabite is 1 Gb of exotic videos of people by the female kind putting a certain human organ in thus mouth, the person then proceeds to aggressively guzzle the white substance that the certain organ collects. The substance is cheese-like and has a pungent yet intriguing smell and taste.

-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!

by Seggwaq June 26, 2021

Smegmatize

The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.

X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?

Y: No, what’d he do?

X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!

Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.

by raunchyraul December 26, 2021

Smegmaladon

A massive cunht

The teacher bitch was being a hell of a smegmaladon

by Shardicrawthhousen June 8, 2022

Smegmacious

(Adj.) Possessing the aroma, appearance, or aura of the presence of smegma

“Bro you’re acting awfully smegmacious right now.”
“It’s important to put deodorant in between your balls so as not to be perceived as smegmacious.”

by FBoO666 January 22, 2023

Smegmasaurus

A quite kinky individual who has a sexual attraction to smegma or commonly referred to as dick cheese

Person 1: hey honey gimme some of dat dick cheese

Person 2: fuck nah bitch! Get ur smegmasaurus ass out of here

by DefinitionGuy69420 March 21, 2023

SMEGmania

SMEGmania is the action of believing the hype, locking in and loving this game in the sport of running.

I just finished my running session and discovered SMEGmania. I love SMEGmania!

by jsomsihth December 8, 2024

Smegmadonis

A roommate who frequently masturbates in the bathroom you are all sharing.

Person 1: "Don't go in the bathroom for a little bit, Smegmadonis just got done taking a 45 minute "shower""

Person 2: This place is a prison

by FeetFinderConnoisseur January 16, 2024