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Navy SEALS

American special forces. Highly skilled and dangerous. Took out Bin Laden. There's Americans who debate, oh holy shit the SEALs are the best in the world and then there's everyone else saying no, the SAS is. But seriously, who gives a shit both of them are pretty fucking elite and will kill you with their bare hands in 300 different ways.
Americans: HOLY SHIT THE NAVY SEALS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD FUCK EVERYONE ELSE.
The rest of the world:You retarded Americans, the SAS will kick their asses any day.
by ryan12345 March 19, 2013
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Harp Seal

A very harmless group of marine mammals that live mostly in cold areas of Canada and have been killed for their pelts and fur.

Canadian hunters kill over 300,000 of these every year and most of them are only babies that are about a week to a month old. The babies have very nice white fur that sheds as they grow older. Many hunters slaughter these poor harmless animals in cruel ways by bashing them on the head and skinning them even when they are still alive! Canadian hunters also heartlessly skin and cut open pregnant mother seals and skin them and leave the dead babies on the ground.

If you ever see an image of these baby and even mother seals, you'll notice how adorable and friendly they look. They do not attack humans nor are they aggressive. People are the ones profiting from these animals' skin just for beauty and leave a whole pool of blood in the artic whereas there is more blood than ice. Baby seals cannot swim therefore they stay on land for a while and they never got to live their lives for more than a month because they were bashed on the head, dragged on hooks, and stabbed brutally by people. The poor seals cannot run away fast therefore they are left with suffering and painful wounds to bleed to death and even die.

I've seen videos of these practices of Canadian hunters slaughtering the poor animals. It's very sad and it made me cry to see how cruel people are to animals. Researchers say that if this practice continue for the next 20 years, there's a chance for the harp seals specie go extinct. Please do not make the same mistake as people did in the past and cause extinction to the dodo birds and quaggas! You don't know what's missing until it's gone.. They deserve to live just as much as we do. These animals were hardly ever killed for food and survival. They were killed for greed and profits. It's truly heartbreaking and despicable. Please help save the poor seals and other animals killed for their fur!
Pups (baby harp seals) like to roll around and make noises. They are very adorable and love to play and they usually like company.
by Underwater Ruins August 20, 2008
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navy SEAL

1. A totally bad ass division of the U.S. special forces that train for 2 years and endure some of the most hostile terrain. To be a navy SEAL you have to ignore excrusiating pain and focus one one goal, the Trident.

2. What I'm going to be in 6 years.
Wow, i just spent 2 years of my life training to become a well-oiled fine-tuned bad-ass-killing-machine and get this trident and have the right to be called a Navy SEAL. HOOYAH!!!
by MikeDeezy October 12, 2005
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Seal

1. when a fat guy bangs a girl and the blubber engulfs her.

AKA Sealing, Getting Sealed and Seal-time.
girl 1 : how was the guy you brought back last night?

girl 2 : im not gonna lie, it was like proper sealing.

EG. I just got sealed big time.
by myadiayollym June 2, 2009
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break the seal

Certain species of Seal are naturally resistant to
training by humans. This is due to their wild, savage nature.
However, with some patience and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be trained.

A human seal trainer is said to have "broken the seal" when the Seal correctly fetches a chilled beverage, such as a Moslon Golden or perhaps a delicious Molson Dry from the polar ice, in exchange for a handful of anchovies.

Anchovies are delicious.
Carlsson: Ya hey der, Ole!

Ole: Hey der!

Carlsson: Say den, it looks like you've finally done break the seal den der!

Ole: Oh, ya! He'll only retrieve for me a light beer though. I think he's trying to tell me I'm too fat!

Carlsson: Well heck der, Ole! You did have the double helpin' of Martha's lutefisk and potatoes, ya know!

Ole: Ya.
by Helmut Linderhoff July 13, 2007
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Smealous

Being jealous of something someone else has that smells good.
I was starving when I walked by someone eating and the aroma made me smealous
by ohmann1 October 26, 2011
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Seal Fucking

Screwing a squirter who just lays there and claps like a seal. Arh! Arh! Arh!
How did it go last night?

It was worse than starfish...it was seal fucking.
by DrinkingFishingFucking June 18, 2014
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