skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."
Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
by Allroy4Prez November 03, 2023
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flirt and skirt

When someone flirts with someone and leaves.
Friend 1: are you dating joey?
Friend 2: oh no, I just pulled a flirt and skirt.
by Fruitportfool August 21, 2017
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Skirt Smackin

When you smack a nun on the ass
I'm a child of the lord... But Sister Mary's ass is skirt smackin' good
by Table for two November 26, 2020
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Brown-Skirting

A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".
"I really love it when girls are as into 'brown-skirting' as I am."
by psyguy2020 October 01, 2022
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Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 28, 2025
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skirt-fluffer

NOUN - (usually as a female) one who dances around barefooted in Show Low Pines, with earphones in.
Tammy is a wild child...a skirt-fluffer!
by sexctwerp January 24, 2019
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News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.
by Bobb6 November 08, 2021
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