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Comfort Ship

A ship you resort to when you need to be comforted
Person 1: 'What's your comfort ship?'
Person 2: 'Don't judge me but, Skephalo'
Person 1: 'I- Are you a dream stan-"

Person 2: 'SHUT THE F-
by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 15, 2021
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Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.
I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.
by Winclemo March 9, 2008
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biggest ship in the world

Jahre Viking, the biggest moving thing made by humans, period.
The 'Viking rammed a US carrier, the crew were like "did u feel a bump", the carrier was totalled.
by Dirge October 16, 2004
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tall ship

Name used mostly in atlantic canada to discribe a large draught
Hey, bartender. I'll take a tall ship
by Donnald Stewart April 19, 2005
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silicone ship

A busty woman, obviously heavily augmented in the breast area.
Don't look now, but I see two silicone ships at three o'clock.
by Fearman November 25, 2007
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slave-ship spooning

The same sleeping position as spooning except you have additional pairs of feet in your crotch from the other row of people positioned just below you. Same as on a slave ship.

Used to describe any horribly crowded and uncomfortable sleeping position.
Friend 1:"I'm thinking we can all save $100 a person on this trip if we just share 1 room when we crash for the night"

Friend 2:"Dude, no way am I packing slave-ship spooning style just to save a few bucks. Get 2 rooms..."

Friend 2:"...Good call"
by rebothed October 6, 2011
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sink the ship

when you take a puff of weed and keep it in, then you take a shot or a big chug of beer and then let out the smoke.
Hey i got some beer and weed, you wana sink the ship?
by King Swift 360 April 6, 2010
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