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Scalloping

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.
Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."
by Rosco Willy Jacobsin November 13, 2011
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scallywag

1.a "scallywag", also known as a hoe, is a sleezy breed of women that think the world revolves around them. "scallywags" tend to get high alot, but they never buy weed, and they always just seem to show up right in the nick of time when you and the boys are about to spark up a fatty.
dude1: Hey wanna smoke a bowl?
dude2: Yeh sure i just hope one of those damn scallywags dont show up and
scallywag: hey yall smokin? can i get in on this shit? help a girl out.
dude1 and dude2 simultaneously respond: god damnit not again.
by bavigorus trip April 7, 2015
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scally

The female version of a charver (see also CHARVER). In a group, normally one Scally is found per eight charvers.
"your mate's new lass looks like a total scally"
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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scudlet

another word of stupid or idiot or moron
you are such a scudlet
by shippo December 14, 2004
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Scule

I like to smoke a scule after a big dinner
by Iam Hawk January 17, 2008
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scalliwap

brother husband, male skank, dirty dick, dick cheese carrier
Ebony was fucking around with that scalliwap and got her sheets dirty
by madus October 22, 2010
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Super Schuller

1: the other day i was at lifetime fitness, swimming, when something ridiculously insane happened to me- and guess who saved me?!

2: Who?

1: SUPER SCHULLER!!!!
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