rush limbaugh

An obese neo-con talk show host who is a Republican stooge. An avid America hater disguised behind his rhetorics, lies, and incoherent diatribes.

A: What does rush limbaugh sound like?

B: blah blah blah EIB network blah blah blah blah drive-by media blah blah blah blah more drive-by media...

by vince4953529 November 1, 2008

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Russell Crowe

An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!

"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"

"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"

"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"

"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"

"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"

by FRTW November 15, 2005

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rusty lawnmower

When your pubes get stuck in the zipper of your pants

"Uh oh, my pubes just got eaten by a rusty lawnmower"

by MMjr April 21, 2008

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Russy

The result of combining "Ry*n" with "pussy".

Russy so good that it needs a documentary.
Ayo that Russy be stinking!
That some nice Russy you got there.

by supplymanye16 October 11, 2021

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rusty harpoon

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.

Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.

by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014

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