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Rodeo Sex

when you have your gal riding you and right as soon as you notice she's ready to have an orgasm you shout out, "this is how your sister likes it!" while she's fighting to get off you try to keep her on as long as you can while a friend is in a closet timing how long it takes for you to get off.
gee bob a minute and 45 seconds, thats a new record for Rodeo Sex ! sorry i couldnt get out of the closet fast enough in my clown outfit to stop her from punching you in the fucking eye.
by jabruno December 22, 2008
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gettin rode on

the act of falling victim to a drive by shooting and getting run over (rode on) by the assailant's mode of transportation.
D'Andre: "Jamal! You got sprayed nigga!"

Pokechop: "Yeah nigga! Youz got rode on!"
by jessica October 15, 2004
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1) a response to an expceptionally stupid remark
2) an elevated form of fuck you, usually used when someone continues to ride you in a conversation.
You're stupid
fuck you
if you did it my way it wouldn't screwed up
fuck you and the horse you rode in on
by avapatch November 15, 2010
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rodeo head

1. Vigorously fellatio AKA Beej with many emphatic variations (thumb drive, vulcan dick pinch) but, the main factor is that they can be only tolerated for around 8 seconds, no more.

2. Actually getting head at, during, or around a legitimate rodeo event

3.Most impressively, getting oral while participating in a rodeo event (mechanical bull is also acceptable)
Why did you dump that bitch?
She was giving too much rodeo head
by CrackerJackings December 11, 2007
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rodeo champion

When having intercourse of the doggy-style nature, one whispers into their receivers ear something involving std's, a sexual act with a family member, or some other unwanted atrocity. As the receiver fights or "bucks" to get away, the giver or "rider" holds on for dear life. If they can hold on for eight seconds, they are to release and in triumphant joy exclaim, " I'm the Rodeo Champion!"
Ron: Dude, sarah is super mad at me today.

Todd: Why?

Ron: Well, last night I had to give'er the rodeo champion when I told her, mid-coitus, that I had syphilis, ha ha.

Todd:...Dude.
by Matt Z. January 9, 2009
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Rodeo Deuce

Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.
I just experianced a rodeo deuce!
by Duckwalk August 30, 2010
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rode dick

Past. Action. Taking about The action of sliding up and down someone's penis whilst being on top of them in the past tense.
"Shit man that bitch rode dick properly last night"

"I rode dick like bam baby"
by Dono_c February 27, 2015
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