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shrub rocketeer

Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.
I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.

Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.
by Eddmanyeah December 3, 2003
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Dookie Rocket

A projectile piece of fecile matter. Often portrayed as a stool with fire shooting out the back like a rocket ship.

Often used when you have to poo really bad.
"Man I gotta lauch an dookie rocket."

"That dookie rocket had a malfunctional blast off!"
by Hoefert March 21, 2005
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Rectum Rocket

Cafe racers, crotch rocket, motorcycles due to the asinine way people ride them.
You can be the nicest guy in the world but when you get on a Rectum Rocket you become an instant arsehole.
by ULTRON 5 December 11, 2007
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Nipple Rocket

Nipple Rocket - A rocket that, once fired, seeks out a random, or predetermined, target's nipples, where once attached is irremovable, even after death. The nipple rocket pulls the target by the nipples, at its own will, in any direction, including but not limited to vertical movements. Eventually there is nothing but nipples being dragged around.
"Brad's nipple rocket launched into space, at 3.5 mach, he didn't make it"

"I've had my nipple rocket for 3 weeks, Fuck it hurts"
by FluffyTheRipper April 23, 2009
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Cunt Rocket

A person who drives their car, truck or SUV, erratically through traffic at dangerous speeds in hopes to either; A. Reach a destination sooner than others or; B. Impress a 16 year old girl with half hazard vehicle control and lack of appreciation for any one's safety.
Hey look at that crappy little civic weaving through traffic, he almost clipped us!" " That kid is such a Cunt Rocket!
by it'sonlybusiness October 21, 2010
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Rocket Man Is On A Suicide Mission

A controversial statement made by President Donald Trump in response to North Korea's recent nuclear missile launches which may be a potential threat towards the United States...
Trump: The Rocket Man is on a suicide mission.
Me: Hmm...catchy but debatable statement...
by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 23, 2017
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Rocket League

Cant wait to play Rocket League today!
by nobruhwhy October 8, 2020
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