Robo-cop it

When a young Royal Marines Commando is called out on potential falsehoods and is charged with proving his spurious remarks or comments to be in fact true, he will be offered the challenge of ‘Robo-cop it’ if said Marine takes up the Robo-cop challenge there are two possible outcomes.

1. He is not in fact chatting shit but is a purveyor of facts at which point he is allowed to switch fire to targets in depth or return fire to the Challenger.

2. He is found to be touting lies and allegations he will duly have his head shaved in the fashion of Murphy from the motion picture Robo-Cop.

Marine Smith: Well I told the sergeant Major he can go fuck himself!

Mne Jones: Fuck off did ya, Robo-Cop it!

Marine Smith: Right I did and just walked off he did nothing!

LCpl Wright: Fuck off did ya, I was outside.

The lads: ROBO-COP HIM! YEEESEESSSSS!

by Stupid Disco February 10, 2021

Roblems

When imaginary or meaningless problems are suddenly thrust into the limelight by Rob and gain some sort of importance they are automatically converted into Roblems.

"Look Rob I'm not in the mod for any or your roblems today ok"

by Robs Boss December 18, 2021

[Gyro Robo]

A nerd who occupies a a space such as a mother's basement and prefers to be called mecha robotic name like optimus prime... or Gyro Robo.

Mother: Stanley come up for lunch I made pizza pockets!

Nerd: No Dammit call me Gyro Robo!

by C. Kane March 28, 2009

No robo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds robosexual.

Those lasers are sweet, no robo

by Bradd -- - - -- - - MPHS September 4, 2010

Rude Robles

When you cum on a girls face without asking first

Meredith said her John pulled a Rude Robles this morning on the way to church

by Mimsy042672 March 25, 2017

christy robjob

When you're masterbating quietly in the bedroom and someone named Christy runs in and steals your penis away from you and finishes it off with an oldfashioned handy job.

Bro I was totally beating it the other day and I got Christy Robjobed... took that big summbitch out my hand and finished it off for me.... she wasn't as good as me though.

by Cody Bustaloady September 5, 2017

Roblox

A game originally made in 2005 for kids to interact online, slowly devolved from a simple game concept where players could make the games themselves into an obvious cash grab. In 2010 and onward Roblox put in massive business model changes (Like the removal of tix, or removal of Builders Club where you payed to get daily wages of Robux, the increased cost of Robux, and the addition of Roblox "Premium" where if you have it Robux prices were cheaper. Slightly.) which created a massive shift in the way developers made their games, from being original and inspired to being a completely obvious copy of a game like Call of Duty and utterly uninspired filled with micro-transactions. Also including the censorship put in place that makes in-game conversations hopeless since it's a given that most words are censored since they extremely vaguely resemble a swear word, despite many players working around the censorship and still succeeding in being racist and intolerable 13 year olds, and games revolving around sexual or racist jokes... The team behind Roblox are extremely hypocritical and unfriendly their own players yet since its revolved around kids who can't pay for better games it's still massively popular. In a world where kids have money, this game would die out.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna play Roblox?
Guy 2: Isn't it that game from 2006?
Guy 1 Yeah it has some pretty neat games on it, oo look this one's called "Half-Life RP"
Guy 2: Half-Life RP? Like based off the game?
Guy 1: It looks pretty interesting, here join me.
Guy 2: Well I got some time to kill...
after 15-20 minutes of playing
Guy 2: Jesus I didn't expect this many micro-transactions in a kids game...
Guy 1: Yeah and it's not even that fun, why don't we the actual Half-Life?
Guy 1: I'm down.

by Lanseman March 22, 2020