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Robenson

Robenson is a name that only a select few can carry. There are hundreds of conditions that must be met before one can claim Robenson as a last name. Among these are..
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robenson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.

Robenson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
Person 1: Holy shit, look at how awesome that dude is! It looks like he's not even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robenson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
by Paco the lamb June 9, 2011
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Robert Terry

Robert terry is someone who can make you laugh and smile at the silliest and simplest of things, they can make you speechless and leave you smiling for weeks! Every time you see them your heart beats that little bit faster and you panic about yourself. Robert Terry can woo the ladies and has lots of friends. They are usually small and happy, even though they look innocent they can be quite feisty! Robert Terry in a few words is amazing, handsome, hilarious and can make your heart melt as if it was as easy as breathing. He always stands by you and cheers you up!
Who is Robert Terry?

He is one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet!
by Getta_Life_You_Need_It! December 29, 2011
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Taylor Robertson

A sexy mother fucker who cant smell but doesnt care cause he gets many bitchs on his D all dayy erry day. He is a pro football playa and can throw like a mix of jesus and Fergie. This nigga right here can spit raps faster then anyman and is loved by everyone. how i wish i was him.
" That guy is no Taylor Robertson "

or
' Taylor Robertson = sex'
by Godly man16 August 22, 2011
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Robert De Niro

One of the greatest and most respected actors of all time. He has been known for creating tough-guy roles or people that are borderline pychotic. Eventhough he's been picking crapola lately, he's still a great actor. He has been Oscar nominated several times but has one twice. (Best Actor for "Raging Bull" and Supporting for "The Godfather: Part II").
Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver... what more can you ask for
by Kyle February 19, 2005
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Roberto Cavalli

A favoured choice for many Hollywood stars, Roberto Cavalli is a haute couture designer with a philosophy of standing out from the crowd--through the use of bright colours, abstract designs, and animal prints. Once considered quite "strange" and controversial amongst the fashion community, Cavalli is now a leader in the fashion industry, and his couture isn't afraid to flaunt it.
"Did you see how 'loud' and colourful that guy's shirt was?"

"Must have been a Cavalli."
by oh no she didn't! August 3, 2005
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Robertino

He's a sweet, caring, stubborn, blunt, funny type of guy. He has street smarts, common sense, and an education. He takes pride in taking care of family and being responsible. He loves family and friends more than anything but's afraid to show his vulnerability for fear of getting hurt. As sweet as he is, he doesn't take any crap. However, it takes a lot to get him in an confrontation. He comes off as shy at first but once you meet him, you're sure to fall for him.
Robertino I love you.
Robetino is always quiet.
by Lover of a Robertino August 8, 2014
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Robert

He's an amazing guy with a great personality. He screws up just like everyone dose but always knows how to fix things right away. He's one girls
World in one whose body and he should be very lucky.
I love Robert so much because I know he loves me and tries in everything!
by Faith.guyer September 12, 2016
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