ride north

Verb phrase

1. To make a consequential life decision after long deliberation.
2. To abandon a long-held paradigm.
3. To dissociate oneself from kin in order to fulfill an oath or promise.

1. Jaime had no choice but to ride north. Cersei was being a bitch, plus he sort of promised to help fight the others. Plus, he has this sinking feeling that he's Azor Ahai.

2. I've had it with this low rep strength training. I'm gonna ride north and start doing German Volume Training.

3. You still believe Bush did 9/11? We rode north on that a long time ago.

by Juangalt April 19, 2018

Trolley riding

When a dog or animal scoots or draggs it's rectum on the carpet. This is usually done by walking with the front two legs and sitting with the back two legs lifted.

Holy Crap!Look at your dogg she is doing something nasty on the carpet!!

Oh no!! Roxie is trolley riding again. I think she might have worms or something.

Thats gnarly, i hope you have a carpet cleaner or something!

by Zaca July 10, 2009

Pterodactyl Ride

A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.

Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!

by Madfat February 28, 2011

Group Ride

A group ride occurs when multiple motorcyclists get together and ride as a group. It is akin to a convoy.

Group Ride: It's like group sex, but with all of the leather and none of the penetration.

by lo_0l January 16, 2014

Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.

Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.

by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009

ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.

So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.

by El Capitan Slamdance April 20, 2016

Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.

"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."

by rage-cage September 18, 2012