jesusaures-rex

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.

Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here

by neil awsome January 12, 2009

Raptorsaurus Rex

A new breed of dinosaur,It is a hybrid mix of a raptor and a T-Rex. It is small Like a raptor but has the small disproportionate arms of a T-Rex so it cant actually do anything.

Snookie is a Raptorsaurus Rex, she is vicious like a raptor but her short T-rex arms cant get a full range.

by MellowYellow1205 February 22, 2011

Coochiesaurus-Rex

A big dirty monster skankface hoe; a prostitute. Derived from the song "Coochie Shorts."

Random guy 1: Man, that Coochiesaurus-Rex was at your house last night.

Random guy 2: That wasn't a Coochiesaurus-Rex that was my sister!!

Random guy 2's sister: Well you didn't say I was a Coochiesaurus-Rex last night!

Random guy 1: Oh snap! That was you?!?

by AJ369 May 2, 2009

vomitisaurus rex

noun. what your average joe becomes after a long day of heavy drinking, far beyond the point of blacking out, into the stages of projectile vomiting.

Guy1: dude you shouldn't have drank so much last night.
Guy2: why not I feel great.
Guy1: because after that last one you turned into a vomitisaurus rex.

by marine sniper October 12, 2009

Sphinctersaurus Rex

The world's most dangerous assholes.

Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, Mohmar Khadafy,
Mahkmoud Ahmadinajad, and Kim Jong-Il all fit the category...
Sphinctersaurus Rex!!!

by maverickdallas October 19, 2009

Slorasaurus Rex

The mixture between a slut, a whore, and one with a small brain (dinosaur)

Can you believe she cheated on him she's such a slorasaurus Rex

by george the hipster March 17, 2011

Goobersaurus Rex

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.

My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!

by McGooberkins December 7, 2012