Religion of pieces 

This is an intentionally humourous play on the phrase Religion of Peace, in regards to Islam. Because adherents of Islam engage in dismemberment of enemies and rivals, spectators have coined the phrase "Religion of Pieces".

A: "Religion of peace, huh?"
B: "More like religion of pieces, if you ask me."
A: "I know, right?"

Religion of pieces by Doc2Go March 14, 2015

religion class

Another stupid course forced on students who attend Catholic schools. Their main purpose is to help students put theological values toward professional and personal decisions, but is despised by anyone who doesn't give a crap about God. Also, this class is the reason why you have to attend an all-school mass at least once a month.

If you don't care about God, then religion class is simply a good time to take another 45-90 minute nap and fail the class because your chances of understanding it are zero percent.

religion class by The Real Driller September 6, 2022

religion stupid 

a person who has been stupified by their religion. they know nothing but what they have been told by their church life.

i.e. mary know how to do nothing but screw and pray, she's religion stupid...

religion stupid by arnold frother January 24, 2008

Religion teacher 

Someone who attempts and fails to teach you religion.

That Religion Teacher made no sense

Religion teacher by Keferd November 3, 2019

Religion and Politics 

1. Two of the three things you should never talk about in polite conversation.

2. Reason the world has shit like war, nukes, etc.

3. Sources of hours of online entertainment/brainwashing.

1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The Great Pumpkin
Talk about these and you're fucked.

Religion and politics, ain't they a bitch?

Religion and Politics by RespectMaAuthoritah817 November 21, 2010

Religion Rape 

When Someone Forces You To Hear About How God Has Changed There Life

" Dude That Old Man Just Religion Raped Us"

Religion Rape by DasHorn May 20, 2010

Religion Assolic 

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

Religion Assolic by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009