raisin

An old wrinkled up person.

Freakin raisin cut me off!

by Deric July 14, 2004

raisin

smokin weed.

comes from rolling joints with paper from the book "the raisin in the sun".

When we gonna hit that raisin up this weekend?

by GManda September 20, 2006

ass raisins

The remains of what was a nasty bout of piles (ass grapes). Reddish purple raisin like growths around the royal ringpiece almost to the point that you reckon a turd may not safely exit.

'Jesus Christ man! Did you see Bacon's ass raisins!'

by Mr.Beaver #14 March 18, 2003

Hell-Raising Panda

To perform sex in a lazy panda like position that requires a minimum penis size (or limp penis) yet raising all hell by screaming obnoxiously at each others faces.

"I hell-raised the fucking panda out of that bitch. Lets just say she will never experience a louder hell-raising panda again."

by Cornelius Ayre Akbar December 16, 2008

oatmeal raisin

A type of cookie that no one likes. Usually used in conversation in the situation below.

Sam: I totally got with all three of those girls last night!
Justin: ...Want a fucking cookie?
Sam: What kind?
Justin: Oatmeal raisin
Sam: Ewww fuck that dude

by Streganona September 12, 2005

raisindick

A small shriveled penis resembling a raisin. More commonly though, a piece of crap person that nobody likes, a douchebag.

1. No girls will have sex with Brett because it's rumored he has a raisindick.

2. That raisindick Brett keeps trying to hump my cat.

by rosco te dog December 24, 2008

Love raisins

A colloquial term for women's nipples, popularised by Mr Kipling.

It was so cold, she had love raisins like bullets.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003