Russian Shot

Like a regular shot but with twice the volume

John: “ that’s a fat shot”
Vladimir: “ that’s barely even a Russian shot”

by The Russian Jew November 2, 2019

russian choker

When you cum down your girl's throat and then wrap your penis around her neck until they stop breathing

(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse

Bro I had to get out of sex somehow I had to hit her with a russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021

russian duck

A nickname and play on words for a fast meal. e.g., "Rush in, duck out."

Alright, recruits, we're having russian duck for chow! Be back in formation outside the mess hall in three minutes. Fall out!

by RipVanB September 12, 2013

Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.

Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.

Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.

by tropical January 4, 2023

Russian Hello

When you throw a grenade(without pulling the pin)at someone as a friendly greeting.

A Russian Hello
Person 1 throws a grenade at person 2
Person 2:Oh, hey Rob!

by HelloTurkey July 9, 2017

russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 5, 2022