Quift

A combination of the words quick and swift.

We gotta be in and out, let's do the quift.

by boredaslemonade March 14, 2009

quaffle

1. put a downer on someones story

Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!

by pipindale February 16, 2013

quaffer

Another term to mean homosexual.

Magdee you quaffer stop trying to bullyram me.

by Rutbag June 3, 2006

quaffle

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 24, 2005

quifficient

quick and efficient; performing or functioning in the quickest and most effective possible manner with the least waste of time and effort

A good employee will complete the task in a quifficient manner.

by grrois December 17, 2012

quiffacial

When a girl quiffs onto another persons face

Bro, do I smell like tuna salad ? Cause my girl gave me a quiffacial like 15 minutes ago

by monkeypuppybaby September 22, 2016

quiffle

when a decade old chance encounter hita you up on social media for a date

"I said yes to a quiffle because i dont do dates and we totally had a great time "

by awesomeness possemness April 11, 2017