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Simple Plan

While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die.

Quit trying to be emo and make some meaningful music for once, idiots.
Simple Plan: My life sucks!! WAAHH!! But I got tons of money!! WAAHH!! I can't sing!! And my girlfriend dumped me!! It's all my fault!! WAAHH!! I WISH I COULD DIE!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!
by SomeBadJoke September 6, 2006
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simple plan

The 'band' that makes me envy deaf people. I'm getting sick and tired of hearing their endless whining about how horrible their lives are (they should do everyone a favor and end them now).
If you put simple plan down, their prepubecent fans often say things like "get a life", often followed by a "talk to the hand because the face isn't listening" while flaunting their homosexuality.
Me: What the hell??! My ears are bleeding!!! This is terrible! What is this shit!?

Deaf Person: What?

Simple Plan Fan: Gawd! It's Simple Plan! Get a life!
by HandOvDooM June 6, 2006
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When one utilises the battle tactics and escapology of the Master Chief from the Halo series.

This can be adapted to many games and involves the player shooting anyone who gets in his way, whilst running like a bitch to get somewhere safe, or to an evac. point.

This technique can also be used in conjunction with Master Chiefing It
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How did you get to the chopper, Billy?
I used a Master Chief Escape Plan.
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Simple Plan

No talent jokes from Quebec, who (along with Good Charlotte, Panic! At The Dico and Fall Out Boy) are destroying punk music, cause somewhere along the line Simple Plan became punk and mainstream music buried true punk like Bad Religion, Sex Pistols and so forth. Mainly listened to by wannabe punks who don't know anything about Bad Religion.
Fag: I like punk music.
Me: Oh, so do you like Bad Religion or The Misfits?
Fag: Who? I'm talking about Punk...like Simple Plan. Who ever your talking about can't be punk, I've never heard of them.
Me: *Punch*

Seriously based on true events
by Deadman Music Scene April 23, 2006
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Plan B

Hey I just fucked some guys with no condom now I need Plan B
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simple plan

a decent Canadian band that people love to make fun of.
by Dom May 19, 2004
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