Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper

A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.

Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?

It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.

by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) March 7, 2005

Purr

Some ghetto sh!t used by b!tches who got no h0es.

BUT slay queen purr! 😘❤ (Im so sorry if you had to see this)

by StrawberryGlow April 24, 2022

puerto ric

To park one's car across several parking spaces despite the fact that you could have parked it legally within the bounds of one. 2. To park on the front lawn of one's house. 3. Generally, shoddy parking with disregard to those around you.

"Was there not enough space when you first pulled in?"

"No, there was, but I puerto ric'd it."

by Tewnit April 18, 2008

dirty puerto rican

a cup alignment in beer pong where the cups are in a two-three horizontal position.

Hey man! Move the cups into a Dirty Puerto Rican for me!

by cracklejacklemackle October 14, 2015

Puertogreekan

One of puerto rican and greek descent.

Im puertogreekan; my dad is from puerto rico and my mom is fromm greece

by eceap February 21, 2009

Puerto Rican Dozen

Buy 10 get 1 free. Very common on quarter waters, long ices and du rags. Less common but sometimes available on "defective" bicycles.

customer: I'll take 11 of these, but I'm only paying for 10.
clerk: So your making that a Puerto Rican dozen.

by Stauqmuk June 23, 2010

Puerto Rican Hammock

Shaving one's pubic area, but not the balls, gooch, or ass crack, leaving a hammock of pubic hairs where the sun don't shine. This is predominant in French women and obese people.

Bryan: So how'd that date go last night?
Kevin: Well we went back to her place, and I tried going down on her...
Bryan: Well, what happened?
Kevin: I saw her Puerto Rican hammock and ran out of her house.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012