The sensation of enjoyment you get when you walk into a grocery store out of the heat into it's air conditioned freshness and you feel so good you go and lay down under the misters in the produce section.
Wearing only my Snoopy boxers and a propellorcap, I rollerbladed into the store for a refreshing session of Pseudo-SubAquaticCoolification.
by NukeaBooty July 23, 2011

The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)
by GBTG794 September 1, 2023

The world of electronic/social media that perpetuates fake friendships, fake love, fake promises and "pseudo-affection" based on the lack of true human interaction.
by Nemesis20, April 26, 2017

Being Pseudo-Punctual, or participating in Pseudo-Punctuality ( similar to Pseudo-Productive/Pseudo-Productivity) is the act of arriving to a location. or completing a task on time, at the expensive of skipping other important priorities.
E.G. You arrive to work on time, but did so at the expense of skipping your morning routine; Not brushing your teeth, showering, styling your hair, or eating breakfast. This would be defined as Pseudo-Punctual since you did not wake up on time to complete your morning routine before arriving to work.
E.G. You arrive to work on time, but did so at the expense of skipping your morning routine; Not brushing your teeth, showering, styling your hair, or eating breakfast. This would be defined as Pseudo-Punctual since you did not wake up on time to complete your morning routine before arriving to work.
"You're so punctual! How do you always get to work on time?"
"Don't be fooled, it's just pseudo-punctuality. I only had coffee for breakfast this morning!"
"Don't be fooled, it's just pseudo-punctuality. I only had coffee for breakfast this morning!"
by NizariahP January 25, 2025

A situation where one side at the negotiating table flaunts their so-called “leverage” without realizing that by showing their cards, they’ve pretty much given away all their power because they’ve become entirely predictable.
Me: Damn, dawg - I was playin’ against some invisible niggbo and it was freakey how them hits kept cummin’ outta nowhere - but once he lost his mask, all I could see is a weak, old dude puffing up his chest, trying to be scary ...
Dawg: Kay, so small fries after that, right? Buncha pseudo “leverage”?
Me: Aye, piece of cake. Dickbo didn’t realize he didn’t have shit one me 🤣
Dawg: Tite!
Dawg: Kay, so small fries after that, right? Buncha pseudo “leverage”?
Me: Aye, piece of cake. Dickbo didn’t realize he didn’t have shit one me 🤣
Dawg: Tite!
by SackmaBooolz November 28, 2019

by ThatAnnoyingAsshole March 10, 2024

Adjective
Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between studying and Netflix, i chose to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
by The annoynce jen July 23, 2022
