skate poser

1. Someone who wears skate clothes (usually element, etines and DC's) but doesn't skate
2. Someone who skates for popularity (they normally aren't any good)
3. Someone who skates for guys/girls
4. Someone who claims they skate but just goes to the skate park
5. What mean advanced skaters sometimes call beginners

see poser

1. Broc is always wearing element tees but I know he doesn't skate.
2. John only goes skates so he can get popular
3. Lily skates cause she thinks guys will like her for it
4. Joe says he skates but he never brings his board to the park
5. "You suck, ur such a skate poser"

Poser: Dude I love to skate
Real Skater: Me too want to go the skate park?
Poser: Sure, I just got a new pair of Etnies
Real Skater: Etnies suck man, I have Fallen
Poser: O that sux did u break anything?
Real Skater: Poser...

by Sk8forfun October 23, 2007

poser punk

A common misspelling of Poseur Punk.

Poser Punk
Definition of "Poser" from the webster dictionary:
Poser - One who poses.
Poser2 - A puzzling question.

Definition of 'Poseur':
Poseur - a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person

by AliceInsane July 21, 2006

Proper Length

1) In special relativity, the proper length of an object moving at velocity close to that of the speed of light is its length as measured by an observer in the rest frame of the object.

2) A massive shit.

1) Will: Dude, that 30cm ruler travelling at the speed of light looks to be only about 28.5cm.
Nathaniel: Yeah, that's because it's proper lenth is 30cm.

2) Nathaniel: Dude, I just crimped out a proper length.
Will: Yeah, thats a proper brown length.

by justabusta January 23, 2011

Nightmare Poser

A Nightmare Poser is some jackass who goes out to places like Hot Topic an many other stores and sees this cool skelleton on perhaps a T-Shirt or a wristband and goes out and buys it. In this causes a chemical reaction because this person just went out and bought these clothes trying to fit in and be cool without even seeing this masterpiece of a film. This chemical reaction has gotten so big it's turned wearing anything Nightmare Before Christmas into an emo style which emo's now think they own.

Hey look at that, we're not the only Nightmare Before Christmas fans in town!

Oh wait.. She's just wearing that to look like she has any good taste at all..

Stupid Nightmare Poser

by Josh Bond January 22, 2007

Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.

Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.

by Pat November 20, 2004

poser poser

A person who poses to be a poser just to get attention. Usually has no social group and little to no friends.

Whats his face is such a poser poser! Just stick to a damn group.

by lordethal December 21, 2006

posers

A poser, often, is said to be a person who decides that they need to be more different, realizing that they really arent thay great. This poser then goes to the next show at the skate park and attempts to hardcore dance. They fall and hurt their head on the table.

Poser: Yeah...you indie kids are pretty cool.
Indie kid:.....okay...?
Poser: this band is pretty intense, i have their CDs and shirts at my house. I wrote all their lyrics on my wall.
Indie kid:...well....they're local...not signed...don't have a CD out yet, and instrumental.
Poser: Oh. Damnit.
Indie kid: Oh, posers...i enjoy you so.

The poser then leaves the show.

by Andrei M. June 14, 2007