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Professionally Obnoxious

This term is used when a person is just obnoxious enough to still be acceptable in a professional environment.
Rick got so much done. He is professionally Obnoxious but remains professionally acceptable. He did get a lot done though.
by Rick-Emperor February 9, 2023
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Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023
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professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 3, 2023
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Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.
Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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Professional Humaning

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.
"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023
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Professional Go getter

When a Woman/Man giving a blowjob chokes/gags themselves by forcing their own head down to the base of the receiver’s dick.
“Yo Connor’s mom was sucking me off on my break and man when I tell you she was a professional go getter
by Wyllie’s mom June 30, 2023
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