Proc

n. Internet short-term standing for "Programmed Random Occurrence" Where which there is a triggering of a chain of events created by a pre-determined random chance coinciding with another occurrence.

n. inf. For usage outside and untethered from the internet, it may instead stand for "Predetermined Random Occurence"

v. To trigger, activate, or occur semi-randomly

note: There are many other explanations for what proc stands for, but Programmed Random occurrence is and has always been the genesis of the term.

n. "After the enemy receives 10 cold stacks, there will be a freeze proc, immobilizing them for 10s"
v. "I can't one-shot this boss unless my charm bonus procs"

n. inf. "He asked if we serve food here, I got hit with a stun proc, of course we fuckin do"
v. inf. "Sheesh, there's so much political tension, but this civil war just won't proc"

by Will of Zarathustra October 3, 2025

Procastimate

To be overlooked and not chosen

I felt so procastimated in the art competition

by Blessi wa pirara November 21, 2025

Procarious

Usually a fat bald man, dishing out verbal to the mandem

This waste man is being bear procarious

by Gymlad69 November 27, 2025

Spawned Process

Having a child.

Congratulations, I heard that you and your significant other are about to have a Spawned Process. Welcome to the wonderful world of becoming a parental unit.

by DAE51D October 3, 2011

Continuous Process Improvement (CPI)

A tool set for Lean Six Sigma (LSS) Black Belts to ensure government agencies as well as corporate organizations maintain their required levels of readiness, to reduce the costs of doing business and investment assets, utilize CPI methods for delivering positive results and advance the culture of CPI.

Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) is reducing the cost of doing business by improving workforce productivity/process cycle efficiency.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) maximizes the value of delivered products and services by ensuring customer satisfaction. Basic areas of consideration for improvement are quality of delivered products, focusing on cost, quality and performance.

by cmurray67 April 19, 2012

rm process

The process of "Rming" (remaking) a game due to unwanted outcomes in the early stages of said game which put one or both players in a bad position. Usually happens in ridiculously long games like Civilization 5.

"Hey are you guys done playing?"
"No we haven't even started yet"
"But its been 5 hours!?!"
"Were in the rm process"

by Zhall June 9, 2013

moist process

The process of when of when 3 people try to have sex all together at the same time while cumming in each other persons mouth creating a cumulative triangle.

Camry, Kaitlin, and Alicia did a VERY moist process last night, I could hear them from downstairs.

by Johndas February 20, 2017