by hejahsgs April 20, 2022
Get the Pretzelmug. An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
Get the Pretzel wankmug. 
Where's the pretzel nubs?
by mod_mark August 6, 2014
Get the pretzel nubsmug. by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010
Get the to salt both sides of the pretzelmug. A Valentine’s Day word to spread love all across the world towards people who might feel sad or unloved.
Rose: “Amy was pretzeled the other day!”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”
by Heartpretzel February 14, 2023
Get the Pretzeledmug. When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.
by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013
Get the Pretzelmug.