prasham

Widely believed to be a combination of proud+ashamed. That is in fact, not the case.
A Prasham is anything but proud of himself.

Things a Prasham is not:
1). White
2). Lover of pork
3). Real Madrid fan

Things a Prasham is:
1). Lover of chicken

2). Husband/dad of two loving scooters
3). A 70/30 composition of Monster™ / actual human paste

Hobbies of a Prasham:
1). Confederate karate
2). DJ-ing in the local OPD
3). Window-shopping Windows at an Apple store

A Prasham, without exception, is always descended from a Prasham father and a Prasham mother.

FAQs:
Q. If I eat a Prasham, will he eat me back?
A. No, a Prasham is incapable of expressing love as such.

Q. Were Prasham's first words really "What's the Wi-Fi password in here?"
A. No, but he has allegedly been quoted asking for suppositories to be "shoved up my stunted ass".

Q. Does a Prasham grow his own underwear in December?
A. No, but the Prasham wardrobe malfunction was the reason Google introduced image searches in 2001.

Quotes by Prasham:

"Republican marriages sound awesome until you google them"

"On one hand, I feel great. On the other hand, I have five fingers."

"If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use lubricant."

References to Prasham in pop culture:

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws (1975), describing an aquatic Prasham.

"Say my name"-Breaking Bad (2008), a scene where the titular protagonist forgets his own name.

"I am your father"-unknown TV show (dated).

"If you're a Prasham stan, there is no explanation necessary. If you're not a Prasham stan, there is no explanation possible"-Literally every girl

by capn haddock May 14, 2025

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A person who, upon being reminded of a prior request to procure an item—having entirely forgotten to do so—claims with confident falsehood that the order was already placed, often citing obscure delays or an exaggerated lead time. Subsequently, gripped by guilt or panic, the individual places the order belatedly in a clandestine effort to preserve the illusion of diligence.

E.g. "Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorderer, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."

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A person who, upon being reminded of a prior request to procure an item—having entirely forgotten to do so—claims with confident falsehood that the order was already placed, often citing obscure delays or an exaggerated lead time. Subsequently, gripped by guilt or panic, the individual places the order belatedly in a clandestine effort to preserve the illusion of diligence.

"Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorder, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."

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