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graduation purgatory

The period of time between the culmination your final semester and your graduation where you're required to make crucial decisions which decide how your life is gonna turn out.
Dude, watcha gonna do during your graduation purgatory?

Thinkin about takin a road trip and gettin laid bro...
by vij_29 September 23, 2011
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Attention predator

Like an attention whore but even worse. This type of female not only craves attention, but feels entitled to it. She feels so ridiculously entitled to attention that she will bad mouth anybody who does not give it to her. What makes this kind of girl even worse is the fact that when she does bad mouth the person who isn't giving her the attention, she will often do so to many people, spreading dirty gossip and/or lies, in hopes of damaging that persons reputation. She can become very front and/or back stabbing, all because she didn't get the attention that she felt she was entitled to.
Justin: Hey Pedro, Monica is totally talking shit about you, and telling every body how your such an ass hole!

Pedro: Yeah, she's just mad because I ignore her when she tries to talk to me.

Justin: Why do you ignore her?

Pedro: She is completely fake, and I don't associate with fake people.

Justin: She talks all that mad shit on you simply because you don't give her any attention? Wow, what an attention predator!
by Colanator August 16, 2013
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professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.
"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"
by Marwam September 27, 2013
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hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.
I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.
by emmatortie June 10, 2015
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jacket purgatory

When the temp tyre is just cold enough that it needs a jacket, but you become too hot when you put it on. Thus begins the cycles of taking the jacket on and off to remain comfortable
It's cold in here, but not that cold, and I don't want to get stuck in jacket purgatory
by Cackfist January 4, 2016
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jerry predator

Someone who seemed like a total fuckup, but redeems themself with a hot girl, tons of popularity, and respect. The process isn't quick if you've been friends with them over the time, as sometimes it seems like it takes a hundred years before they reach this point of badassery.
Man, you see Jerry Predator over there, remember back in college when that failure kept screwing everything up? Never thought he'd make such a huge comeback like this.
by Randy The Xenomorph September 19, 2016
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Motion predator

A guy who has massive dick and hunts for pussy
Alan: I am a motion predator
Fred: pussy am i right i lie alabama hot pocket
by jansebsull December 15, 2016
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