Poot and scoot

Walking by someone and farting.
It's like the walking farts but wetter.

Mom walked by us while we were all watching TV and did a poot and scoot

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

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Poot

Cringe, millennial coded, cheugy even… but also a term of endearment and love. It means whatever you want it to mean.

“ugh he is soooo poot”

“the tiktok he sent me is giving poot”
“hi poot :)”

by EmNawfz December 7, 2025

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Peeta Poot

A made up term for a stickman, but with only two legs, so its basically just a stickman with two legs, and no body what so ever.

Teacher Fart: What is this Small Tommy?
Small Tommy: A Peeta Poot

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 30, 2023

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A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.

by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025

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