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poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast
Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.
by corn 132 April 30, 2020
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Poor man's oyster

A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.
My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.
by Galerion June 9, 2018
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alcohol and poor judgement

Alcohol and poor judgement. aka college
by mr. poopypants12345 November 6, 2013
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Poor Man's Million

A lousy 10 grand.
Jim-bob's uncle died and left him a poor man's million, so he went to Vegas and doubled it up playing blackjack.
by brothersister_creativity August 8, 2018
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Poor man's poison

a awesome band who made popular tiktok audios such as "HEY YOU FEED THE MACHINE BRING EM ALL BACK DOWN TO THEIR KNEES" "I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD I SM THE DEVIL YOU FOR GOT"
Poor Man's Poison (PMP) is an indy Americana, folk, bluegrass, rock band based out of Hanford California. The band consists of Ryan Hakker - Guitar, Mike Jacobs - Guitar, Tommy McCarthy - Mandolin, and Dustin Medeiros - Upright Bass, Banjo, Harmonica.
by idontevenknowanymore1 August 1, 2022
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dirt floor poor

Dort floor poor means so poor that you can't have anything nicer than a dirt floor. Usually someone who is dirt floor poor lives in a cinderblock house with a roof that has at least 6 holes in it. No glass in the windows.
That girl is perfect for me. She's dirt floor poor. Her clothes are already falling off and since I'm regular poor she thinks I live like a king. Just like the way a woman should be.
by Seth anderson 2020 June 23, 2022
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Poor Man's Speakers

Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)
Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!

My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!
by EvilGinger84 March 18, 2013
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