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Poon Lagoon

A place with lots of beautiful women.
Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!

I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.

There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.
by Special 'K' March 1, 2008
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Poon Broom

The best porno 'stache that a man can physically grow. It is the highest of the high when it comes to facial hair growth.
Guy#1: "That's a great porno 'stache man!"

Guy#2: "This is no porn 'stache son, this is a Poon Broom! Don't you ever call it a porno 'stache again either or I will stab you in the jaw!"
by TheSigPiJake May 27, 2009
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poon patrol

When someone trolls a common area, typically office environment, chatting up all the cute girls.
Look at Rocco, on poon patrol again - why doesn't he put his cock back in his pants and get some work done already.
by Glory Boy July 24, 2006
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Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-
by Jon March 18, 2003
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poon tang

vagina: pussy, cooter, twat, sex
Yo baby...I gots to have me some of that HOT poon tang!

Dang! Poon Tang!
by Anonymous November 8, 2002
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Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.
Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
by King of Poon January 7, 2009
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Poon Stick

n. a plug (as of cotton) introduced in to a puss to arrest hemmorage or absorb secretions.
Jenny just pulled out a poon stick the size of my fist.
by t-munch August 15, 2003
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